There Must be 50 Ways to Lose Your Blubber

Another kara(joke) for your next karaoke

T'he problem is size',  she handed me the tape
'The answer is exercise, it follows that there is no escape
Id like to help you in your struggle to get in shape
There must be fifty ways to lose your blubber'

She said , 'its really not my habit to rude
I must be delicate, or I may be misconstrued
I'll repeat myself at the risk of being crude
There must be fifty ways to lose your blubber
Fifty ways to lose your blubber

Just go to the gym, Slim
Make a new plan, Man
 No need to eat that, Matt
To get yourself thin
Hop on the Tread, Fred

 No need to eat, Pete

Cut out the fat, you Rat
And get yourself thin

Just go to the gym, Slim
Make a new plan, Man
 No need to be fat, Matt
Stop eating and listen to me

Hop on the Tread, Fred

 No need to eat, Pete
  Cut out the fat,  Rat
  Get yourself thin

 It grieves me  so to see you shaped  like Buddha
I wish you would stop eating all that junk food, ah...
I said I appreciate that, and asked her to explain
About the fifty ways

She said why don’t you  just chew on it tonight
 In the morning you’ll be ready for the fight
 Then she kissed me, and I realized I rather go for a bite
There must be fifty ways to lose your blubber
Fifty ways to lose your blubber

She nagged, Drink diet coke, Bloke
No need for those fries, buys
No need for that starch, Arch

To get yourself slim (pause)

 I said, It sounds to hard, Marge

Pass me the food, Jude

Round’s the shape I’m in, Lynn

I ate  with a grin…